irresponsibleeyouth: the trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until its too late for them to back out
penguinize: no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it
radstunts: thirteenth-zodiac-sign: bllonde: Dear tampon and pad companies: Please make your items quieter to open. Sincerely, The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you. I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps in the toilet. that is the single most british sentence i have ever read
run-cause-hitler: enayalate-h8-this-year: bbanditt: slett: winchestercodependency: ibecameacat: what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off “People with vaginas” what are those called again I can’t remember this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
10000bc: fuck i hate when children cry like why cant you just internalize your emotions like the rest of us
In order to fly, you have to let go of the world you’re hanging on to.
being 20+ on tumblr
If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you...– Roald Dahl (via leannewoodfull)
Inbox me one thing you wanna know about me.
sylviaplth: the fact that kids feel physically ill and have mental breakdowns at the very idea of going to school should be a clue to some people that maybe something isnt fucking right
whisk-ey: If you want to call a family meeting just turn off the wifi router and wait in the room in which it is located.
decessum: why did god give us a clitoris if we weren’t supposed to masturbate?
formermaleprostitute: just a friendly reminder that you don’t have to justify your taste in music, movies, or books to anyone and if certain people make you feel bad or ashamed over stuff you like you should probably just tell them to fuck off ◕ ◡ ◕
on a math test: 2+2
me: use calculator just in case
Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
buck-barnes: i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run it’s course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”
godtie: do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there”
youwishangelfish: Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
thebatteur: once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried
Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
hair-old-styles: harrystyies: What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us? My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually
I was really disappointed when I turned 16 and my grandmother didn’t tell me I was the crown princess of genovia
cloudwatchingangels: w33nawbuzznarl: rifa: lisasedai: i hate it when there’s like a feeling in your gut that something is very wrong and the feeling is so strong that it makes you feel physically ill but the problem is that there’s actually nothing wrong so you don’t know what to do and the feeling just doesn’t go away OH MY GOD OTHER PEOPLE GET THIS what if you have a soul mate and...